Finally - a funny partner

[Maverick]

My partner had a classic a couple weeks ago. We almost never say anything to fans but this was an exception. Fast break, I'm going to L, partner trailing. A1 goes up for a layup, B1 tries to block. I've got it clean up top but my partner sees B1's off hand give a little push on the body. B's crowd goes crazy that he'd call the foul when I was closer. As we're lining up for the FTs, one fan yells "You weren't even in the building!" My partner looks over at him and says "If you don't settle down, you won't be either."