Any good Capt. Meeting lines I can borrow?

Dan_ref · #1 (**permalink**) Thu Nov 02, 2006, 10:34am

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Originally Posted by RollTide

I tell the players to look around the gym, notice all the fans. Those fans are there to watch them, not us (officials)....

...except for that guy sitting way up there with the cup of coffee and clip board reading the paper. And woe unto any of you who make us look bad in front of him.

ChrisSportsFan · #2 (**permalink**) Thu Nov 02, 2006, 12:53pm

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref

...except for that guy sitting way up there with the cup of coffee and clip board reading the paper. And woe unto any of you who make us look bad in front of him.

LOLOLOLOLDr.PepperLOLOLOLOLOL
The "Dr. Pepper" part is what ran out of my nose when I couldn't stop laughing.

Andy · #3 (**permalink**) Thu Nov 02, 2006, 02:42pm

"No on may participate in this game with any jewelry on"

"Any body piercings I can't see, I don't want to know about."

ncump7 · #4 (**permalink**) Thu Nov 02, 2006, 03:40pm

We were doing a 9th grade game/2 man. My partner introduced himself and then nodded to me as he said, "you probably recognize my partner from television." All four captains looked at me with questioning looks, trying to figure who this famous ref was. Then, he added, "Americas Most Wanted." It was great.