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Originally posted by Indy_Ref
One of my partners was officiating a game last weekend. Coach complains about not getting a PC foul on an opponent. Partner says, "Coach, your player never had legal guarding position!" Coach, "Legal guarding position? Do you guys make this stuff up, or what?? What is legal guarding position? I never heard of that!!"

My partner said he thought the guy was joking...but after a few quick exchanges after this, he realized this coach was SERIOUS!!

In the coaches' conference before a game one time, I said that coaches needed to remind their players to keep hands off when guarding -- it was the year that handchecking was a POE and we were supposed to specifically mention it in our conference. Coach said, "That's not right -- tagging has never been illegal." I said, "It's in the rule book, especially Rule 10, Section 6." He said, "Oh, the rule book. I never read the rule book."

Later, he's yelling about something he thinks is illegal that we no-called, and as I went past on trail I said, "Coach, let's just remember who's read the rule book and who hasn't." Not another word.

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Originally posted by rainmaker

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Originally posted by Indy_Ref
One of my partners was officiating a game last weekend. Coach complains about not getting a PC foul on an opponent. Partner says, "Coach, your player never had legal guarding position!" Coach, "Legal guarding position? Do you guys make this stuff up, or what?? What is legal guarding position? I never heard of that!!"

My partner said he thought the guy was joking...but after a few quick exchanges after this, he realized this coach was SERIOUS!!

In the coaches' conference before a game one time, I said that coaches needed to remind their players to keep hands off when guarding -- it was the year that handchecking was a POE and we were supposed to specifically mention it in our conference. Coach said, "That's not right -- tagging has never been illegal." I said, "It's in the rule book, especially Rule 10, Section 6." He said, "Oh, the rule book. I never read the rule book."

Later, he's yelling about something he thinks is illegal that we no-called, and as I went past on trail I said, "Coach, let's just remember who's read the rule book and who hasn't." Not another word.

Classic

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Originally posted by rainmaker

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

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Originally posted by ChuckElias

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Then I puke on his shoes.

Ahhhh, the classics never go out of style. Would you also stare at his pants in this situation, or is that too over the top?

Naw, that's reserved for recidivists. :)

With vocabulary like that, you'd better hope the moderators are feeling patient and gentle today. Otherwise, you could end up looking more like a duck than you expected (think tar and feathers.)

recidivist
n 1: someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior
(especially for the same criminal behavior) [syn: repeater,
habitual criminal]
2: someone who lapses into previous undesirable patterns of
behavior [syn: backslider, reversionist]

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Originally posted by mick

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Originally posted by rainmaker

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

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Originally posted by ChuckElias

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Then I puke on his shoes.

Ahhhh, the classics never go out of style. Would you also stare at his pants in this situation, or is that too over the top?

Naw, that's reserved for recidivists. :)

With vocabulary like that, you'd better hope the moderators are feeling patient and gentle today. Otherwise, you could end up looking more like a duck than you expected (think tar and feathers.)

recidivist
n 1: someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior
(especially for the same criminal behavior) [syn: repeater,
habitual criminal]
2: someone who lapses into previous undesirable patterns of
behavior [syn: backslider, reversionist]

See?

And all youse thought I was just another illiterate douchebag.

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

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Originally posted by mick

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Originally posted by rainmaker

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

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Originally posted by ChuckElias

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Then I puke on his shoes.

Ahhhh, the classics never go out of style. Would you also stare at his pants in this situation, or is that too over the top?

Naw, that's reserved for recidivists. :)

With vocabulary like that, you'd better hope the moderators are feeling patient and gentle today. Otherwise, you could end up looking more like a duck than you expected (think tar and feathers.)

recidivist
n 1: someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior
(especially for the same criminal behavior) [syn: repeater,
habitual criminal]
2: someone who lapses into previous undesirable patterns of
behavior [syn: backslider, reversionist]

See?

And all youse thought I was just another illiterate douchebag.

That's not true. We never thought you were illiterate. :)