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Thu Jan 13, 2005, 03:20pm
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Let me see....
You're convicted of simple assault. The guy you assaulted is a sports official. But you're acquitted of assaulting a sports official. And our system of jurisprudence works how again? "I didn't know the guy in the striped shirt with the whistle was a sports official. I thought he was a sports bar waitress." Tell you what, someone comes onto a court at me, two things are going to happen: One, I'm decking the person, and two, I'm hanging 'em up.
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"And I'm not just some fan, I've refereed football and basketball in addition to all the baseball I've umpired. I've never made a call that horrible in my life in any sport."---Greatest. Official. Ever. 
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