Classic Comments from the "cheap seats"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by refaholic
"Hey do you know what an @ss wrapped in plastic looks like?" The guy looks at him and chuckles and says "NO" My partner then fires back "Take out your drivers license and look"

Here's a similar one - you put your arm around the shoulders of the guy and say, "Do you know the difference between an @sshole and a hole in the ground?" When he says "no", reply, "you can't put your arm around a hole in the ground."