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Dan_ref Sat Dec 04, 2004 04:20pm

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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
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Originally posted by BktBallRef
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Lah me, you don't think that I'm a Kentucky fan, do you? Not too freaking likely!
No, I'm pretty sure you have all of your teeth. :D

And I'm not married to one of my relatives either.

Damn, now I gotta go back to having my wife start my car in the morning. :D

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid!

He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."


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