Official Hearing Loss

[zebraman]

Originally posted by kgruber
I could easily see some day whistles replaced with infrared devices that officals squeeze or blow that when activated, automatically turn off the clock and alert everyone of fouls with some central whistle. That would save a lot of hearing loss and eliminate timing errors.

Ken

Is think that is the same day that we get "bench decorum" devices. Any time a coach is out of their coaching box, we just push the button and it delivers an electric shock to them until they are seated on their rubber chair.

Z