Second hand "Dave"

[Mark Padgett]

This week I worked with a guy who worked with Dave last week and filed this report.

A1 goes in for layup. Ball is cleanly blocked OOB by B1. A1 complains he was fouled. Dave tells him, "Let's take a vote." He asks B1 if he fouled A1. B1 replies, "No."

"OK, that's 2 to 1 against. The foul stands.", says Dave. A1 says it isn't fair. Dave replies, "You want a recount? Move to Florida."

I love it when other guys spread the legend of Dave around.