Embarassing Moments

Every official has had something happen to them that could be considered embarassing. I have learned something from my moment. Anyone brave enough to add one?

HS varsity game, 2 neighboring towns. The gym is packed. I had a recent bout with the dredded "jock-itch", so I thought a little Gold Bond powder in my spandex undershorts would relieve some of the discomfort. Well, you can imagine, it took all of three times down the court for the white powder to start seeping through the black pants. At first I thought it as some dust but when I went to pat it off, I was standing in a cloud of smoke. Luckiliy I had an extra pair of pants in my bag.