Not exactly a Davism.....

This is great!!!

I worked a local community college game last night. Nothing exciting, About 3 people in the stands. One of which is this guy all by himself at the end of the stands. If he weighed 5 lbs he weighed 300 lbs easy. I make a call down his end and he starts in on me "Hey, Rogaine, ( I do have male pattern baldness...okay it's worse than that i'm way bald) bad call." Next time down i hear "Hey Rogaine , 3 seconds." Next time down my partner makes a call. He goes to the table and go down low for the free throw admin. Time out is called. This guy sarts again,"Hey Rogaine,you're working alone, you need some help."

Okay my turn, I take my partner over in the jackasses direction and look him right in the eye and say:
" Hey Jenny Craig, Try a salad once in awhile." My partner laughs outloud, this guy turns beet red, and can't get out of the gym fast enough.
I know some of you will think it was inappropriate but it was hilarious.