The good thing about patent leather shoes is you can wear them directly from the trailer to the pickup. Plus they don't scuff up the vinyl LazyBoy. Come on guys. You've been wearing polyester so long, it's starting too feel like a natural fabric.

Save the Nauga!

Patent leather? Really?

Are you talking about patent leather pants? :0

I don't recall wearing polyester shoes. ;)

I'll only wear patent leather with my new ref outfit that looks like my leasure suit from 1976. My new bell bottom beltless paints along with the long sleeved billowy ref shirt. Can you say sssssooooouul ttttrrrraaaiinnnnn!