Funny story

[Rich]

Originally posted by Bart Tyson
This is a true story. HS game, girl gets hurt,(knee, had to leave the game), mon comes down to help her daughter and tells the officials what she thinks of the rough play, the official told her to put her kid in the band.

In kid rec ball we had an injury once -- and the coach got on my partner about it. Partner's reply?

"I hear the chess club has some openings."

I wonder if the pun was intended.