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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 01:36pm
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We just had our company Halloween party over lunch, and one lady was dressed with an officials shirt, a whistle, and those really big, thick glasses. She told me she was dressed as a blind official. Ha ha. I sent her the link to IAABO, and explained the joke. She didn't get it....

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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 01:54pm
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 02:57pm
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I've decided who would make the perfect officiating team:
Michael Myers and that Jason guy.

1. They never get out of a walk, but they're always right behind the people running frantically away from them. This ability would help them stay in position.

2. Who's gonna argue with them?
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:03pm
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Freddie (Nightmare on Elm Street) might round out a pretty good 3-person crew.

Get out of his way when he's reporting fouls, though.
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:07pm
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:08pm
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I've decided who would make the perfect officiating team:
Michael Myers and that Jason guy.

They've got presence.
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:09pm
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:19pm
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 03:43pm
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
Not as bad as Edward Scissorhands!
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Old Fri Oct 31, 2003, 07:21pm
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
Not as bad as Edward Scissorhands!
I think he'd be quite snappy.
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Old Mon Nov 03, 2003, 03:18pm
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
Not as bad as Edward Scissorhands!
I think he'd be quite snappy.
Just don't let him toss
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Old Mon Nov 03, 2003, 08:36pm
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
Not as bad as Edward Scissorhands!
I think he'd be quite snappy.
Just don't let him toss
...Or run with him.
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Old Tue Nov 04, 2003, 01:45am
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I would think that it would be tough for Freddie to make a fist when calling fouls. His mechanics would look shabby.
Not as bad as Edward Scissorhands!
I think he'd be quite snappy.
Just don't let him toss
...Or run with him.
Definitely warn the players about his 5- and 10-second counts!
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