New Fed "Clarifications"

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by mick
Whadya call a dog with no legs?

Famous [favorite ethnicity here] scientist is performing an experiment in his lab. He places a frog on the ground and shouts "Jump!!" The frog jumps 12 feet.

The scientist writes in his notes, "Frog with 4 legs jumps 12 feet."

He cuts off one of the frog's legs, and repeats the experiment. He yells, "Jump!" and the frog jumps 8 feet.

The scientist writes in his notes, "Frog with 3 legs jumps 8 feet."

He cuts off another of the frog's legs, and does the whole thing over again. "Jump!", and the frog jumps 4 feet.

He writes, "Frog with 2 legs jumps 4 feet."

Another leg and another shout. "Jump!" and the frog jumps 2 feet.

He writes, "Frog with 1 leg jumps 2 feet".

He removes the frog's last leg and yells again. "Jump!" He yells again. "Jump!"

After waiting a few seconds, the scientist writes, "Frog with no legs is deaf."

How'd I do?