No Count (Variation #2)

[LRZ]

From a local girls varsity game, quoting the winning coach:

“[Star player] got hit in the eye, and she didn’t want to come out, so we crossed over half court, and they didn’t want to press us, they didn’t want to man us,” [Coach] said. “I told her to cross over half court, and she stood in front of the score table and dribbled the ball for five minutes, and they never came out of their zone."

BillyMac: bring back the hash marks
ilyazhito: shot clock

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by LRZ

From a local girls varsity game, quoting the winning coach:“[Star player] got hit in the eye, and she didn’t want to come out, so we crossed over half court, and they didn’t want to press us, they didn’t want to man us,” [Coach] said. “I told her to cross over half court, and she stood in front of the score table and dribbled the ball for five minutes, and they never came out of their zone."

Could somebody please get me a chair? Are the hot dogs from the concession stand good?

(I once had a partner eat a concession stand hot dog as we were sitting on the visitor's bench waiting for an EMT to get a player with a dislocated elbow off the court. Happened over thirty years ago and I can still hear the player screaming.)

[Nevadaref]

Easy money!