MLB umpire says that you can balk with a dead ball!

[Jerry]

"BUt, to be fair, Garth, Jerry is not a horse. He's part of a horse. I'll let you decide which part."

Darn it, Bob. I'm only trying to keep up with my reputation as being "the worst umpire we've ever seen".

I get jealous when coaches try to give that title to someone else.

Jerry