Appropriate Umpire Behavior?

[GarthB]

How do you know the young lady wasn't the umpire's daughter?

I only say this because:

One time after I had just adjudciated a DCI Drum and Bugle Corps contest in Denver (I was a percussion judge), I was sitting in the critique room and saw two gorgeous young ladies standing in the doorway. I was about 26 at the time and nudged my 40 something year old partner and said, "How'd you like to see both of them under your sheets tonight?"

My parnter got red-faced and said, "Those are my daughters."

We spent the next ten days touring the midwest and southeast together and I don't believe he said more than four more words to me. The next season,we were never partnered up. I must have apolgized twenty times, but sometimes you can never make up for saying something stupid.