What Did He Expectorate?

[ODJ]

(Chicago Tribune) Oak Forest, Illinois, High School baseball coach Ron Czarnecki is spitting mad about the school administration's decision to suspend him from his coaching duties for a year.
The administration said earlier this week that Czarnecki was being suspended because he was accused of chewing tobacco during games and while teaching classes.

Back in the day a local coach would have a dip in his cheek for games (back when tobacco was winked upon) but we didn't do anything for one reason: When he came out to complain (which was often), we'd just ask him if he had a pinch going. He'd immediately turn around and not say another word the rest of the game.

It's one thing to use on the field where most of us still wink it off, but how dim is the bulb that uses in the classroom.