Does the bat have hands?

[ozzy6900]

Here we go again!!!!!!!!!


Okay, ask the coach to see if there are bats growing out of the players hands. If there are, tell him that the players have to leave their hands in the dugout when they go on defense!

Also, if anyone finds a bat with hands growing out of it, it is probably a bat from a 1950's Atomic Attack movie. You will need 6 cloves of garlic and a beautiful girl to kill the "bat hands". If that fails, call the Air Force to get the Flying Wing airborne with a Neutron bomb. That should negate the atomic reaction on the bat!