HSM and Hats

[Rich]

Originally Posted by LMan

Interesting!

Who will I make fun of now?

[jicecone]

If you take a third ball bag and label HAT ONLY, so you do not get mixed up, there is room between your 2 pant loops on your back. Between innings you can remove your HSM and hang it with a S hook on another free belt loop (If there are any) and then quickly reach behind and pop out that 4, 5, 6, 7 or 8 stitch hat.

If there are no extra belt loops for your HSM, well I guess we can handle that in another thread. Way too complicated for this one????????????????

Anyway, just before the pitcher reaches his 5th warmup, you can perform a flickindicker folderholder manuaver on your hat and just pop that little sucker right in back to the bag labeled BAG ONLY.

Works like a charm all the time and does not violate any stupid ethical, local, municipal, State or jurisdictional rules some idiot could think of.

[canadaump6]

Originally Posted by jicecone

If you take a third ball bag and label HAT ONLY, so you do not get mixed up, there is room between your 2 pant loops on your back. Between innings you can remove your HSM and hang it with a S hook on another free belt loop (If there are any) and then quickly reach behind and pop out that 4, 5, 6, 7 or 8 stitch hat.

If there are no extra belt loops for your HSM, well I guess we can handle that in another thread. Way too complicated for this one????????????????

Anyway, just before the pitcher reaches his 5th warmup, you can perform a flickindicker folderholder manuaver on your hat and just pop that little sucker right in back to the bag labeled BAG ONLY.

Works like a charm all the time and does not violate any stupid ethical, local, municipal, State or jurisdictional rules some idiot could think of.

Wouldn't it just be easier to wear a small-beak cap, or to not wear one at all? I'd rather not have to take all that time putting the hat and mask in the right place, then having the mask dangling from my belt loop all the time.

[BigUmp56]

Originally Posted by canadaump6

Wouldn't it just be easier to wear a small-beak cap, or to not wear one at all? I'd rather not have to take all that time putting the hat and mask in the right place, then having the mask dangling from my belt loop all the time.

Someones sarcasmonometer is on the fritz............



Tim.

[canadaump6]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Someones sarcasmonometer is on the fritz............



Tim.

Someone else's is on the fritz as well . I was joking too.

[SanDiegoSteve]

Originally Posted by canadaump6

Someone else's is on the fritz as well . I was joking too.

The difference is that we could tell that jicecone was joking .

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by BigUmp56

Someones sarcasmonometer is on the fritz............

Hey, watch the ethnic slurs, amigo.

[Ump29]

In our area there is an exception for the hat requirement for the few who choose to use a HSM.

[mbyron]

Originally Posted by RichMSN

Who will I make fun of now?

We'll always have Arkansas.