What you said isn't any different from what I said, actually.

It was shorter, and funnier.

Where's the funny part?

Happened last year in North Dartmouth, MA. I was observing a friend working a UMASS Dartmouth vs Rhode Island College game (D3). One thing led to another. Finally, he cleared the RIC dugout. First time I'd seen it done since somewhere in the 1980's (when I cleared my last dugout).

You'd have to have a sense of humor first :D

Okay. Use yours and show me.:D

I need to find your taste first.

Have you seen Borat?

I loved it. I found it both very funny and very disturbing. Are you telling me that there is anything of that level in Patrino's post?

I could have done without the a$$ in face scene, but other than that it was a hoot!

Oh, I thought Bob said MY post was shorter and funnier. Never mind.

The only reason I asked was cause I just saw it for the first time the other day (I bought the DVD about 6 months or so ago) and there are parts I'll think about and start laughing over three days later. The naked wrestling scene (especially how it started with the magazine on the bed) was hilarious.

But there were little moments, too, like how he was feeding Bob Barr cheese while mentioning the milk came from his wife's breasts and the look on Barr's face. Or how the new wife was pumping milk while feeding the neighborhood at the end of the movie. Or how he was taking a crap on the Trump Towers sign. Or how he was taking a leak while the fat guy was bathing in the same water 5 feet away. Or.....well, you get the picture.

If a pitcher said that to me, I would eject him.

Garth, it was Rich's post I was refering to. There was NOTHING humorous about my post, at all!!!

When you meantioned, 'funny and disturbing', I thought maybe you were referring to watching FitUmp/PWL work a game.

Doncha just hate it when a weak arm can't get the food out the kitchen door?

A pitch one "inch inside" is a ball? The pitcher had a legitimate gripe. Some times, it pays for the umpire to listen to the griping. After you hear it, then shut it down and consider making an adjustment to your timing and/or judgment.

Huh?
 

"A pitch one "inch inside" is a ball? The pitcher had a legitimate gripe. Some times, it pays for the umpire to listen to the griping. After you hear it, then shut it down and consider making an adjustment to your timing and/or judgment."

Sorry, I disagree. My zone is my zone, and if the pitch is inside off the plate before the moaning, it's the same after the moaning. A good partner might tell you after your game it's too tight, but I'm not going to have any dugout change my zone...