FYI - A camel-toe refers to women. A moose-knuckle refers to men who's pants split their boys.

http://www.cameltoe.org/

I looked at the site and the symbol looks like a split labia not nuts.

I guess that diverted you from checking the menu on the left side of the page.

Can cameltoe make a pitched ball rise?:confused:

Just wondering......

This has got to be one of the funniest web sites I've ever seen!
Thanks Garth... I will enjoy for many years to come!

I don't know. But a sitting Dick can have a camel-toe.

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CheneyToe.jpg

ROFLMAO! :D :D

That one guy in the lime-green cycle shorts is pretty funny but it still doesn't look like the symbol in the upper left of the front page. I still say it's a moose-knuckle.

Obviously you are far more knowledgeable in the male segment of this issue than I am, or care to be. No more argument from me. I yield to your expertise.

Cute but that's not my picture on your cameltoe website you Landis wannabe.

I've confirmed you are correct that it was Lake Charles on offense when they were robbed of a run, not Mississippi. I stand humbly corrected.

Well, the string has been broken. Mid-Atlantic final Monday night - OMG, Smitty is back! Or should I say Smittly and his family?

1/2 kneeling/semi-sideways stance. Sometimes in the slot, often OUTSIDE, often right behind F2 (He only did that when F2 stood up so he could hide I guess). Never once went up 1B line for coverage. Zip presence - couldn't hear his strike call even with the mike. Never quite sure what all the hand waving meant. Hard to get fresh baseballs out of that gray bag with mask & indicator in right hand. About as crisp as an overdone noodle.

U1 - All calls from 1/4 step fair 20' up the line.
U2 - When he bounced in the ground shook. He did hustle every play.
U3 - Had a clue. stayed out of the infield except when needed. Was in position for every call, including when R2 missed 3B. (3B coach didn't argue either).
LFU - No calls observed
RFU - Two plays I saw he hustled to get into position, set and made his call.

Don't get me wrong - I have done my share of LL games.

Had my laughs at the camel toe site, but I want to ask; what is the rotation on a six man system? The PU is supposed to come up to where on a 60' field?
These guys work for free and do a job that few of us want. Why all the sniping?

Yes, last night's game was a throwback to the good old days of good ol' boy, homegrown, "it ain't that hard to umpire" volunteer umpiring. It was a miracle that the game wasn't impacted by all the mechanical and positioning flaws exhibited by most of the crew.