LL Rules - appealing an out at home plate

[Frank Drebin]

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.

Look for my Seminar: "Umpiring Mechanics Is My Middle Name" coming soon. Surely, you won't want to miss it.

Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.