For the record, I have never traveled to a game with my partner in the trunk.

PAYME
CHUMP (if your name starts with CH)
CLUMP (if...)
DUMP1 (if...)
UROUT
IMOUT
RNOUT (rain out? nah)
901C
ZEBRA
BLUE1
FARAT (F---A RAT)
FNRAT
BGDOG
XLDOG
HOMER
CYCLE
NOTAG < I may use this one.
PUMAN < I'm puttin this one on my bike.
BUMAN
BGSTK (big stick?)

Yeh I'm bored.

I'm goin to play catch with my son!

YARD BBFAN GAMER WILSON 3AND2

Mine says CMCALLM. I don't worry about someone vandalizing it - the Baseball Hall of Fame bumper sticker is also a giveaway that I'm into the game, and my gear inside is a tipoff that I umpire. If you live in a civilized state you don't worry about attacks. ;)

My plates are the same as my name in here. OUTATHM. have had them for three years with no problems. It could be that when people see the car they realize that they can't really do anything to make it worse than it already is, LOL.

It also helos to get onto base, ( I live in Norfolk), when the games take me there. The guards don't even ask me why I'm there, the plates say it all.

At last night softball game, another player showed up with a shirt on that he got when he helped ump a charity tournament. On the back he was identified by: O-FISH-L