We don't get paid enough for this...

[Jim Porter]

I had a partner once who was working the bases and he had to use the restroom between innings. He did so quickly, and when he ran back out onto the field to take his position behind first, the ball the center fielder was warming up with hit my partner right in the head. The center fielder intended to just throw it in, and my partner's head just happened to get in the way. He was out for a good 2 minutes. Off in the ambulance he went.