advice on chirping

[DG]

The first time you hear "where was that pitch?" dump somebody, even if you don't know who said it. Dump the coach, the bat boy or the nearest player (the catcher), or get the hot dog vendor. Just get somebody. Then you will have all the respect you need to continue the game without argument, at least from one half of the field. If someone from the other side argues about anything, get somebody (the hot dog vendor may already be gone). Geez... some advice ain't worth having.