Can someone help me?

[woolnojg]

His High Holiness -(genuflect, genuflect)
If anyone wonders why umpires are held in such low regard because of their arrogance, this could be the answer.

" 'I'm heading up a group of volunteer umpires...'

If this guy is heading the group, how incompetent must the rest of the umpires be. He hasn't even taken the trouble to buy a rulebook."

He came here looking for help and this is what he gets.