Everything in moderation

[His High Holiness]

Garth;

Perhaps it is because Carl, Warren, the unmentionable (the one with the head medications), and I have been mostly absent.

I tried to do a search to confirm this but the search function has been disabled by the administrator of the site. I would not want to be accused of inaccuracy.

Remember the time that either you or me made a statement about length of threads. The unmentionable did a search and went ballistic. We were off by three out of a hundred and some replies to a thread! Horrors! It did not matter that we had qualified our recollections as inexact! We were WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did the administrator disable the search function as a result of this dustup?

Now that we cannot "search" and prove each other right or wrong, we can flame away in ignorance. The insult of the month is:

GARTH, YOU ARE A LITTLE LEAGUE UMPIRE!

Peter