It's official - I'm Mr. T

[Mark Padgett]

Our association had its annual dinner tonight and I won the Mr. T award for the third year in a row. That means it's now named after me! My prizes were a pair of ear plugs and a hook for my hand.

I'm so humbled by this outpouring of affection from my fellow zebras. I just hope I don't get jock itch while wearing the hook.