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With Apologies To Arthur Rubinstein ...
How does one become a referee in the United States?
The same way one gets to Carnegie Hall in New York City.
Practice, practice, practice!
Sorry I couldn't help myself. Plus, our Italian friend probably won't get the reference, just like my Australian son-in-law didn't get it, and just like my Chinese daughter-in-law didn't get it. It's no fun when one has to explain why one's jokes are funny.
On the other hand, there is some truth to this answer.
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"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)
“I was in prison and you came to visit me.” (Matthew 25:36)
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