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"It's a very important dance. We're being graded on it."
"Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
"I do have a test today. That wasn't bull#$@*. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a cr#p if their socialists? They could be fasict anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
"Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish."
And finally tonight, a quote near and dear to my own heart:
"Yeah--it's so much fun studying organic chemistry! Are you mad? Have you completely lost your mind? Nobody studies it for fun!"
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"To win the game is great. To play the game is greater. But to love the game is the greatest of all."
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