[theboys]

How about some real classics (I know, they're easy):

"Close, but no cigar."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Does your dog bite (with a french accent, of course)?"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"I reckon so."

"Well, you can take your apology, and your trophy, and shove it up your a$$!"

And, one of my favorite dialogues ever:

"My mom wanted me to be a farmer."
"My dad wanted me to be a ballplayer."
"Well, you're the best player I ever had. And, you're the best damn hitter I've ever seen. Go suit up."