You don't really need a lot of cute one liners. Just listen to the coach and answer his question if you can do it with a sentence or two. I use a couple but try to stay away from the smart ass remarks.
1- "Coach, are you accusing me of cheating?" This is especially effective when the coah yells that his team has 8 team fouls and the opponent has 2. Their jaw usually hit the floor.
2- "I think we're going to have to disagree on that one coach."
3- "Coach, I can't see what happenedt from here And neither can you."
4- "Coach, what can I say? I missed it."
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