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Old Sun Dec 31, 2000, 10:16pm
BktBallRef BktBallRef is offline
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You don't really need a lot of cute one liners. Just listen to the coach and answer his question if you can do it with a sentence or two. I use a couple but try to stay away from the smart ass remarks.

1- "Coach, are you accusing me of cheating?" This is especially effective when the coah yells that his team has 8 team fouls and the opponent has 2. Their jaw usually hit the floor.

2- "I think we're going to have to disagree on that one coach."

3- "Coach, I can't see what happenedt from here And neither can you."

4- "Coach, what can I say? I missed it."
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