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Originally Posted by bob jenkins
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10-5-4: The head coach shall not permit a team member to participate while wearing an illegal uniform.
PENALTY: Two free throws plus ball for division-line throw-in. The foul is charged directly to the head coach. Penalized when discovered. Only one technical foul is charged regardless of the number of offenders.
Setting: A crowded gymnasium. The crowd is murmuring in anticipation of the game soon beginning. Players from both teams are warming up at both ends of the court. The officials, coaches, and captains are meeting in front of the scorers table, greeting each other and shaking hands.
Referee: Coaches. Are your players legally equipped?
Coach: Well, to be honest, we have a slight problem.
Referee: That's not the answer that I usually get.
And ... scene.