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Originally Posted by Andy
Here is a story I heard...no claim as to it's truth, however.
FP softball game is in the 17th inning. It is a night game in a hot and humid climate. Female UIC approaches the female PU in between innings with water and says; "I haven't seen you drink any water for a few innings, please drink something." PU responds; "I have to pee so bad, I can't drink anything."
UIC response; "You're wearing the navy pants today...just go. That's what the guys do!"
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Ummm, no they don't. At least not this guy, and I'm 55 years old.
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