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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
Speaking of that....
Q. What did Beethoven leave on the piano bench shortly before he died?
A. His final movement
Q. What does Beethoven do now that he's dead?
A. Spends most of his time decomposing.
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He's OK now. He penciled it out. 
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I knew we could count on him to work it out.