[rainmaker]

Originally posted by mick
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
4) Today's towering tree is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Not entirely off topic...