I remembered one from quite a few years ago. I was working a HS boys rec game in my local rec league. Most of the boys in the league attend the same HS. During one game, A1 was at the line to shoot a 1 and 1. As they lined up along the lane, I heard B1 say to him, "Make this shot and I'm not helping you study for the math test on Monday." A1 just stood there and stared at him while holding the ball. His coach was yelling at him to shoot and finally he did by hurling it at the backboard. It hit the board, went off the bracket and then OOB to team B.
At that point, Coach A took A1 out and started yelling at Coach B to do the same to B1. Coach B, who I found out later was B1's dad, just laughed at Coach A and said, "THAT'S MY BOY"!
