[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

I have a basketball friend (yes I really have friends) who is Canadian, and officiates women's college basketball in the Great White North. Many years ago, he officiated a women's exhibition game between (I will not use real names to protect the guilty.) a college from the Province of Ontario and the woman's national team from one of the Scandanavian countries. Just before game time it was discovered the Visiting team and brought its "white" jerseys and not its "dark" colored jerseys. The Home team graciously lent their "dark" colored jerseys to its Guest. They was a collective sigh as the air was sucked out of the arena as the Visitors changed their jersey at court side and everybody discovered that many of the Visitors did not wear bras (some of them didn't shave their underarms either).

MTD, Sr.