He missed the most important one!
For me, the easiest way to influence my calls is to have a nice hospitality area, with good food and plenty of drinks. The route to a man's heart is through his stomach. You want a call...there better be a BBQ sandwich waiting on me. No wings, no travel. No dressing room water, I might send you to the showers before halftime!
Clearly, the author hasn't experience life on our side of the ball. He doesn't understand what's important to us!
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If it's a foul on that end, IT'S GOTTA BE A FOUL ON THIS END!!!!!
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