Sitting around at the umpire tent during a break at a tournament yesterday. An umpire arrives for the mid-monring "shift". He is parading around in his black compression tights and compression shirt and hat.
I remarked that all he needed was his ball bag and he would be ready to go
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Well.... he then said that he once arrived at a baseball game he was assigned to and realized he did not have any of his umpire pants in the car, so he called the game with his umpire shirt, belt & ball bags, and leg guards over his tights. No pants!
