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Old Fri May 30, 2014, 09:24pm
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Originally Posted by BillyMac View Post
During my annual physical exam last summer, my doctor told me that I had the prostate of a teenager, and the knees of a ninety-nine year old.
The other day. my chiropractor told me I reminded him of a river in Egypt, you know, because I was in "De-Nile" about my body breaking down.

Unfortunately, he was serious, and probably right.
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