He's probably wondering if we would do stuff like:
- Wiiiiiiiiiiden the strike zone when the trailing team is on the field
- Call every close play an Out against the leading team
- Make subtle comments to the leading head coach like, "How about having your runners leave early, Coach?" or "How about having your batters switch to the other hand, Coach?"
And on and on...
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