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Your High Holiness,
Up here in North Texas too. We had, what was it 85 to 90 days with out rain and temps between 95 to 105 F this past summer. Boy do you SWEAT on those days.
Anyway I have some time and I'll try a joke If I can remember it.
Texan dies and he hadn't been all that good in life so he ends up in hell. When he arrives the devil says. Welcome this is hell where it is always hot and you will live here for enternity.
The Texan says well it will be just like home.
So the next day the devil turns up the heat and makes the tempature 110 F in the old boys room. When he goes by to see him the Texan says man hell is great. It just reminds me of home during June.
The devil is upset the Texan is having such a great time. So he turns the heat up to 120 F and adds 100% humidity.
When the devil comes to check on the Texan he is all smiling saying to himself, "that Texan going to be begging for mercy". But when he arrived at the Texan's room he see's the Texan running around without his shirt and he says to the devil.
"You know this is great, I was just thinking of time I spent down in Houston man you are one great host making me feel so at home"
The devil is now pissed beyond all reason, (ump humor here and he can't chunk him), that he brings the tempature down to below freezing with snow, (well really ice and freezing rain around here). He is on his way to the Texan's room saying to himself, "well lets see what the old Texan says now". Uposn his arrival the devil sees the Texan running around in his shorts and now shirt, signing and dancing.
The devil can't understand and says ok what does this remind of now?
The Texan says nothing I'm just celebrating the Rangers just won the World Series!
Happy Holidays Y'all.
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