Dang, I didn't realize there was a contest! So here's my response from another post:
Hey, we don't change light bulbs. But we sure can tell referees how to do it, because we're experts on the subject.
By the way, I heard the grand prize was a Billy Martin memorial scholarship to Mike Tyson's School of Couth.
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