A few years ago, HS Womens Varsity game, the very pregnant HC was a few feet out on the court as I started to change ends. I had closed down as Trail, on a shot attempt at her end, and as I took the second or third step towards the other end, I realized that the HC was right there! I managed to do a 360 in the air to miss her - just barely - as she and the crowd gasped in anticipated horror!
I got a round of applause - no T to the coach, no need to call the paramedics, and she stayed off the court for the rest of the game . . . and my career continued . . .