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Heard a good one at camp last week...
Coach: What do you think?
Ref: Well, if you see a turtle on a fence post, chances are someone put him there.
(Ref walks away to leave the coach to think about it. Coach stumped for rest of the game. Ref proceeds in peace.)
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect.
It is at the same time rewarding and maddening-it is without
a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented."
Arnold Palmer
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