Last of a 4 game set of AA's. Foul ball out of play. Next play kid throws the ball into left field. I yell at left to throw the ball to the plate. He throws to short. I tell short to throw me the ball, he gets a confused look and throws it to the pitcher. I tell the pitcher I want the ball that's in his glove. He complies. I then make the announcement that "The only time the pitcher should have two balls in his hands is in the privicy of his own home." Stands erupted and one girl said something about needing to change her pants.
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