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Want To Borrow My Slide Rule ...
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Originally Posted by BadNewsRef
Before I toss the ball, I blow my whistle and then tell the jumpers I go straight up.
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Not me. I tell them that I will toss it so that it forms a parabolic curve toward the northwest end of the gymnasium. The gives the honor student-athletes a slight advantage, and encourages all the players to pay attention in mathematics, and geography, classes.
BadNewsRef: Seriously. Why would you choose to say this? Are there any other acceptable ways to toss? Do you have a lot of poor tossers in your local association?
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