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Originally posted by Mark Padgett
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Originally posted by rockyroad
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Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
I'm gonna spend all summer running errands for Dan's 82 year old grandmother. Backwards and in high heels.
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Don't forget her beef, jerky...or is it Don't forget, her beef, jer,ky...
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There was a skit on the old Electric Company show that emphasized the importance of punctuation. A kid was before a judge, charged with illegal fishing. The arresting officer had the sign in court that said:
"Private Property
No Fishing Allowed"
The kid said the sign said:
"Private Property? No! Fishing Allowed."
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A loooong time ago I had this dialogue with a friend at work:
"Hey, hand me a screw driver"
"Philips?"
"No, flat head."
"Who you calling flat head?"
I've been waiting all these years to work this into a conversation.